Originally written on Subway Domer  |  Last updated 9/4/14

This is what happens when you spend a little too much time on Twitter. Whole worlds collide and the book of Revelations looks like a children's bedtime story:

[View the story "Bay-Perry Stadium In South Bend" on Storify] Bay-Perry Stadium In South Bend If Michael Bay and Katy Perry had a baby, the baby would be Notre Dame Stadium- IN 3D!!!

Storified by The Subway Domer · Wed, Apr 11 2012 12:03:37

Michigan to Paint #GOBLUE Hashtag on Field for Mott Spring Game http://mgob.lu/UMSpringGameMichigan Football I'm OK with hashtags on the field in #NDFB Stadium, just as long as it's #************ or even a #BlowMeLaneThe Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer and at the 50 we have an enlarged headshot of purple-faced KellyNDtex RT @HLS_NDtex: @TheSubwayDomer and at the 50 we have an enlarged headshot of purple-faced Kelly> The endzones could be my Twitter avi. #OMGZThe Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer only if the endzones are jumbotrons covered by clear fieldturf projecting your avatar in .gif formNDtex @HLS_NDtex That could work but... I really want metallic gold fieldturf you guys.The Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer there are still a 100 more yards of field in which to play withNDtex @TheSubwayDomer Black jerseys would look interesting on a gold field though...NDtex @HLS_NDtex If Michael Bay and Katy Perry had a baby- that's what I want ND Stadium to look like.The Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer huge exploding ****?NDtex @HLS_NDtex Don't forget to zoom out with dramatic tonesThe Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer and ruin our favorite childhood memories? Wait a second...ND FOOTBALL IS ALREADY DOING THAT. SON OF A ***** #BlameBayNDtex @HLS_NDtex But yes, huge exploding **** shooting out rainbows, unicorns, gold turf, and massive sun-blocking jumbotronsThe Subway Domer @HLS_NDtex dung dung dunnnnggg.... Only one man can save ND Stadium, and his name is......ELLLLLL KABOOOOOOONNNGGGGGG #pERRYbAYfIELDThe Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer and is sidekick ACross?NDtex @HLS_NDtex ACross was, sadly, found in an abandoned warehouse completely catatonic with a 15" ***** up his ass.The Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer we need to send a script to Bay. This is right up his alley.NDtex @TheSubwayDomer I also heard the team will take the field by walking through the mouth of a giant inflatable leprechaun.GB @okerland With huge clouds of green smoke. Don't forget the green smoke.The Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer from his nose, ears or both?GB RT @Gr8Shane: @TheSubwayDomer blue **** gold tips. #guaranteedvictorythatdayThe Subway Domer @okerland ALL THE HOLESThe Subway Domer

Derek Jeter shares sage advice on how to avoid bad press

St. Louis Rams make monetary donation to police charity

Confusing: Marlins GM Dan Jennings trades P Dan Jennings

Tigers GM: Detroit not in 'active pursuit' of Max Scherzer

Rondo channels Brady, accepts blame for Celtics’ struggles

Report: FSU QB Jameis Winston won’t attend Heisman ceremony


Warriors GM: We have reached out to Ray Allen

Twins add Ervin Santana to a veteran-heavy rotation

Jeff Fisher wants Sam Bradford back with Rams in 2015

Nick Young on Magic's tank talk: Chill before I knock you out

Vernon Davis tired of being invisible in 49ers offense

Marcus Mariota is headed for the history books

WATCH: Footage of Kobe's practice meltdown has surfaced

The Matt Kemp trade feels like the Vernon Wells trade

FOX to showcase Johnny Manziel's first start to the nation

DeSean Jackson plans to wear custom ‘I Can’t Breathe’ cleats

The 10 most expensive bowl games of 2014-2015

Women’s Tennis Association signs a new $525M TV contract

The Pistons are really bad and there’s no end in sight

Jon Gruden on Jay Gruden ‘mess’ in DC: ‘I wish him luck’

Bill Belichick trolls Rob Gronkowski over kitten photos

Los Angeles Dodgers rework the script and reload the clip

Astros book Taylor Swift concert at stadium during playoffs

WATCH: Olbermann calls out Doug Gottlieb for Kobe tweet

Entertainment News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

By clicking "Sign Me Up", you have read and agreed to the Fox Sports Digital Privacy Policy and Terms of Use. You can opt out at any time. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Jeter advises on how to avoid bad press

Video surfaces of Kobe's practice tirade

Tigers GM: Team not pursuing Scherzer

Dodgers rework the script, reload the clip

Astros book Swift show during playoffs

10 amazing Heisman Trophy statistics

Dodgers trade Matt Kemp to Padres

10 injuries that changed NFL season

Twice-traded pitcher sends great tweet

Pettine 'excited' to see Manziel

5 NFL players who could be traded in offseason

Marshawn explains 'Beast Mode' name

Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers

Join the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Company Info
What is Yardbarker?

Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond.