Originally written on Subway Domer  |  Last updated 9/4/14


This is what happens when you spend a little too much time on Twitter. Whole worlds collide and the book of Revelations looks like a children's bedtime story:

[View the story "Bay-Perry Stadium In South Bend" on Storify] Bay-Perry Stadium In South Bend If Michael Bay and Katy Perry had a baby, the baby would be Notre Dame Stadium- IN 3D!!!

Storified by The Subway Domer · Wed, Apr 11 2012 12:03:37

Michigan to Paint #GOBLUE Hashtag on Field for Mott Spring Game http://mgob.lu/UMSpringGameMichigan Football I'm OK with hashtags on the field in #NDFB Stadium, just as long as it's #************ or even a #BlowMeLaneThe Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer and at the 50 we have an enlarged headshot of purple-faced KellyNDtex RT @HLS_NDtex: @TheSubwayDomer and at the 50 we have an enlarged headshot of purple-faced Kelly> The endzones could be my Twitter avi. #OMGZThe Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer only if the endzones are jumbotrons covered by clear fieldturf projecting your avatar in .gif formNDtex @HLS_NDtex That could work but... I really want metallic gold fieldturf you guys.The Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer there are still a 100 more yards of field in which to play withNDtex @TheSubwayDomer Black jerseys would look interesting on a gold field though...NDtex @HLS_NDtex If Michael Bay and Katy Perry had a baby- that's what I want ND Stadium to look like.The Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer huge exploding ****?NDtex @HLS_NDtex Don't forget to zoom out with dramatic tonesThe Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer and ruin our favorite childhood memories? Wait a second...ND FOOTBALL IS ALREADY DOING THAT. SON OF A ***** #BlameBayNDtex @HLS_NDtex But yes, huge exploding **** shooting out rainbows, unicorns, gold turf, and massive sun-blocking jumbotronsThe Subway Domer @HLS_NDtex dung dung dunnnnggg.... Only one man can save ND Stadium, and his name is......ELLLLLL KABOOOOOOONNNGGGGGG #pERRYbAYfIELDThe Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer and is sidekick ACross?NDtex @HLS_NDtex ACross was, sadly, found in an abandoned warehouse completely catatonic with a 15" ***** up his ass.The Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer we need to send a script to Bay. This is right up his alley.NDtex @TheSubwayDomer I also heard the team will take the field by walking through the mouth of a giant inflatable leprechaun.GB @okerland With huge clouds of green smoke. Don't forget the green smoke.The Subway Domer @TheSubwayDomer from his nose, ears or both?GB RT @Gr8Shane: @TheSubwayDomer blue **** gold tips. #guaranteedvictorythatdayThe Subway Domer @okerland ALL THE HOLESThe Subway Domer
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