10th Annual World Testicle Cooking Championship gets underway August 30-31, 2013 in Gornji Milanovac, Serbia.
WTCC Creator and organizer Ljubomir R. Erović had the balls to give a new dimension to preparing food. (The first World Championship in Cooking Aphrodisiacs and Testicle Specialites was held on October 30th, 2004.) The crew sends along the following press release:
Testicle specialties are an extremely strong aphrodisiac, according to organizers, they improve libido, awaken primal instincts, and give men strength. (Women can enjoy this food without worrying because it forms the gluteus, a specialty of the testicles do not stimulate hair growth on women.) After eating, physical activity is recommended, in order to spend the positive energy.
Many of us still do not realize the impact of food on the sex life. Food and sex have been connected throughout whole human history. The old adage "full stomach, penis rises" in itself has quite the truth. Healthy food is a way to better sex.
We interviewed the festival visitors, competitors, and those who have used the recipes from Erovic’s The Testicle Cookbook. Respondents, who ranged in age from 28 to 76, noted success in bed after consuming food from the testicles. Our female colleagues have discussed with the fairer sex. Before going to bed with partner, woman knows what the partner ate. The answer of success in bed is brief diplomatic: "It was different." We will not publish detailed experiences.
As a result of the festival there was a digital recipe book, The Testicle Cookbook, written by Ljubomir Erović. It was published by the London YUDU MEDIA in 2008 and briefly became an international sensation.
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The competitions at the World Testicle Cooking Championship include the following:
1. Tastiest dish – it is preferable to prepare a goulash of testicles in a traditional clay pot
2. The most powerful aphrodisiacs – a special jury, i.e. specialized teams, check aphrodisiac effects in a separate camp, which is used exclusively for that purpose. If you have the courage, you can spend the night alone in the camp, with a special license and personal responsibility.
3 “The Ballsiest Man in The World" – each year, we choose the bravest man on the planet. The first winners were President of USA, Mr. Barack Obama, who faced challenges during the time of great global economic crisis, and the pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, who managed to safely land in the Hudson River after engine failure, and saved the lives of dozens of passengers.
All these years of WTCC we've had 17 different types of testicles: a bull, a ram, a donkey, bear, shark, rooster, ostrich, deer, roe deer, reindeer, wild boar, kangaroo, stallion, goat, badger, mouflon and turkey.
We are invite you to show determination, courage and energy visiting our festival. Do you have the balls?
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