Originally written on Legend of Cecilio Guante  |  Last updated 11/17/14
I must confess. Before this morning I wouldn't have been able to pick Kate Upton out of a lineup. Thanks to the wonders of the worldwide web that is a challenge I shall never have difficulty conquering again. So what brought this 19 year-old SI and Victoria's Secret model to my attention? Mark Sanchez, of course.

Yes, the rumor mill around the Sanchise's off-the-field activities has once again grabbed the headlines. Well, let's see what kind of commentary we have on this one...thinking...Google images...thinking...YouTube videos. Alright, I've got nothing. For a fleeting second, I was going so say something crass about how Sanchez has shown a penchant for going young, but that's not even really fair. We tend to forget the kid's still 25 years old.

So you know what, Mark? Good for you. There really shouldn't be any apologies necessary for potentially dating a 19 year-old supermodel. Kudos perhaps are more apt. Upton's already racked up as many accolades as #6, taking home SI's "Rookie of the Year" honors as well as GQ's "Body of the Year." She is therefore not impressed with your two AFC Championship appearances, Mr. Sanchez.

Sure, I'd like the Sanchise to make that leap to an elite on-field quarterback. But, as we've said before, faith is fading. If the Upton rumors are true, though, you've got to admit his off-the-field resume is Pro Bowl-caliber. But judge for yourself, we hate imposing opinions.







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