Found October 11, 2011 on Unathletic:

All I can say is; imagine if this guy played in a large market? Ryan Braun is studly. It can be argued that he’s a top 5 player in baseball right now with relative ease. The guy’s numbers this year were strong to quite strong – .332, 33, 111, and add 33 stolen bases to that as well.

Here’s what’s more important. Guy hit .467 in the Divisional Series vs. the Diamondbacks. Oh, and yesterday he started the ALCS with a 2-4 performance with a 2-run ding dong and 4 RBIs. Guy even rakes in the playoffs. There is something to be said about the fact he’s mashing in the clutch as well.

I’m telling you right now it’s killing him to play in Milwaukee. If he was in the Big Apple, he’d be doing Jeter numbers. The guy would be balls deep in super models and actresses. The problem is they don’t exist in Milwaukee. Finding a model in Milwaukee is like finding a Jew in Cairo. It’s just not going to happen. Still though, Ryan Braun is one disgusting, sweaty weekend away with Bar Refaeli from being the complete human.

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