Anyways, we’ve hated #22 since the 03-04 season when a few hicks down in Nashville had their first coherent thought in months, saying “’Tootoo’ kinda sounds like choochoo. Let’s blow train whistles when he’s on the ice!” A brilliant plan from the same meth-addicted folk* who can’t stop giving Taylor Swift awards for being terrible at relationships. Of course didn’t help that the fourth-line forward was a master pest on the ice and would absolutely run our defensemen nearly every game. But mostly we hated him because of those idiot whistles.
Now when Kenny signed Jordin this summer, I was perplexed. First, we already had a million fourth-line forwards it seemed like. We needed defensemen and top two line guys. Plus, I hated his stupid American Idol loser dating guts from his Nashville years. But I did remember the absolutely ridiculous hits he’s thrown over the years against us and knew that our 4th line was 1000% too soft with Emmerton