Originally written on Extra Pine Tar  |  Last updated 10/8/14

Jennie Finch has a new commerical out where she talks about how much she loves being a mom and loves giving her kid Chobani Greek Yogurt (which is just delightful on a side note).

You can watch the commercial here if you don’t know what I’m talking about.

But while it’s all well and good that she’s taking a vested interest in the life of her son and cheering him on at softball games, you have to wonder – this kid has no idea what he’s in for, right?

Not only is his mom smoking hot, but she was basically the best pitcher in the history of softball. So not only is this poor kid going to have to absorb  ”M.I.L.F” chants while he’s trying to play in high school, but he’s going to get the extremely rare “Your Mom is better!!” hecklers.

And just imagine when he finally tries to have a girlfriend. How can anybody measure up to ol’ Mom here? Oh what’s that? You’re a super model? Well my mom was that AND the best pitcher ever. Wait, you’re awesome at softball, but look like John Kruk? Sorry, my mom was in the SI swimsuit issue.

High school can be a tough place for anybody, let alone the son of Jennie Finch. So buck up now, sport. Eat all the Chobani you can and hope against hope that you get your mom’s size (she’s 6 ft) so kids will at least think twice before they yell “Hey, Finch!! Your Mom won’t need the extra protein found in Chobani when I’m done with her!!”




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