Found March 04, 2013 on Bacon Sports: Yardbarker Blogger Network
I just had a dream the other night that I was a giant filet–o-fish. What if instead of a filet-o-fish I was a giant slice of bacon? What would it be like to be bacon and I’m not talking about Kevin? Would I perish in the heat like a Haitian marathon runner? Would my posse consist of a bunch of dogs following me around and trying to sniff my butt? I think there is parallel between being bacon and being a pro athlete which we will look at more closely. When we look at athletes we have certain expectations for them to perform, to step up big when the game is on the line, to be the hero like Mario saving Princess Toadstool from Bowser. Being bacon you would be expected to step up big and rescue someone whose stomach was rumbling and sounded like a Chumbawumba concert. Bacon delivers each and every time. Under pressure bacon doesn’t shrivel up like George Costanza in a swimming pool. Bacon is a superstar on and off of the breakfast table. It is highly regarded in the media; even Skip Bay...
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