There were a ton of sports stories this weekend. Probably the most interesting was the Tiger Woods Hot Dog Incident.
Unfortunately, my title for this post is inaccurate. The hot dog never actually hit him. The account of the story looks like this….
“Some guy just came running on the green, and he had a hot dog, and evidently … I don’t know how he tried to throw it, but I was kind of focusing on my putt when he started yelling,” said Woods, who’s shrugged off far worse invasions of his personal space than this. “Next thing I know, he laid on the ground, and looked like he wanted to be arrested because he … put his hands behind his back and turned his head.”
This guy is hilarious. The police said the guy was very cooperative. Have you ever seen a guy feel so strongly about his protest that he willingly accepts his punishment in this nature. The guy never gave a reason for why he did it, but obviously we can speculate. It really begs the question; could this be the start of some freaky cult movement that believes Tiger should be pelted with foods resembling the male reproductive organ during tournaments. Probably not, but it was worth a shot.