Found October 03, 2012 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
PLAYERS: Sergio Garcia

Old news: The Europeans overcame a 10-6 deficit at the start of Sunday’s individual matches to retain the Ryder Cup.

Older news: Europeans are widely-known as being very loosey-goosey when it comes to golf, imbibing alcohol, getting their swerve on, this that and the other thing (and hey, whatever works). It certainly works in the Ryder Cup.

Oldest news: Sergio Garcia is a hornball.

New news: Sergio Garcia made a pass at Michael Jordan (the honorary captain for the U.S. team) when the Euros moved their party to the parking lot. Jordan was in his Range Rover congratulating the Euros when Serge took aim.

It’s obvious the spark wasn’t there for M.J. as he sat next to his 11 – Yvette Prieto.

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