Found February 13, 2014 on Razzball:
PLAYERS: Marcell Ozuna
TEAMS: Miami Marlins
I told ya I'd take it deep! Wait, that doesn't sound right...strike that, reverse it, scramble to the sidelines, get dropped before you're out of bounds and call a time out. Yeah, yeah I mixed sports metaphors but what do you expect from the guy who also works over on the Fantasy Football side of Razzball? As my wise friend Tehol once said, just as a leopard can't change it's spots, a guy in a leopard thong can't change his ways just because he's on the fantasy baseball side of the world. So pardon me while I limber up for some lumber talk and take a little peek at a guy who was a surprise call up after Giancarlo went down last year and who did very little with his time before being sent down and finishing the year with season-ending thumb surgery...hrm, coulda sold that better, methinks. Let's have a do-over, shall we? Here's my excitement in doge format. Marcell Ozuna! Much excite! Many power! Such amazing! There, much better. I should...
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