Originally written on Detroit Sports 360  |  Last updated 11/19/14

11 APR 2009: Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Justin Verlander (35) during the Detroit Tigers 4-3 win over the Texas Rangers at Comerica Park in Detroit, Michigan. Verlander would not get a decision pitching 5 innings while allowing 2 hits and 1 earned run. Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Getty Images

With the Detroit Tigers and Justin Verlander getting most of the Detroit News these days, I thought I would throw in a little fun segmant for you all. If there is one thing that you can count on in life, it’s the complete foolishness and utter stupidity of a “Duechebag“. They are not only foolish, but also predictable. If you need to set you watch just run out and grab your local Deuchebag and you will be fine. Being a “recovering Deuche” myself, I would like to consider myself an expert in spotting current deuche’s. It’s like the ol saying goes…”It takes one to know one”. I don’t know this to be 100% true or not and you always have to allow for exceptions to the rule and all that, but I think for there aren’t too many “former or recovering Deuche’s” out there. I only say this because it’s been 3 years since my duecheness and almost everyone that has been responsible and “nice” their whole life, don’t understand “WHY” deuches do what they do. This was the easiest answer for me…because they don’t actually think they ARE being a Dueche! This one single fact of why Duechebag’s continue to be DB’s may help some of you realize “why“, but I will admit from my own experiences how tough of a pill that theory it is to swallow. Just start to pay a bit more attention and see for yourself if what I am saying is true, next time you run into a Duecher. All Duechebags live by a “Code of Deuche” which forces them to always follow “dueche rules”,  which appear to the general public as random acts of stupidity or irresponsibility. Since the general public a.k.a responsable adults don’t ever hang out with deuchebags for long periods of time,  or on purpose, no one is around them long enough to actually point a a pattern, which has allowed the “Code of the Deuche” to go unnoticed since the beginning of time. From this day forward, Detroit Sports 360 with the help of The Sports 360 Calendar Girls will be starting a weekly award for ALL Detroit area Duechebag to be called out. We will be revealing Wallpapers and Graphics randomly on our website and Facebook with photos of a 360 Calendar Girl, with a Duechbag rule revealed or a funny situation. We will of course let anyone who wants to call out someone for being a Deuchebag, write in and we will pick a weekly winner and call em out for ya. As much as we would all like to SOLVE the Deuchebag infection, I have found it much easier to just accept their ignorance and have fun with it. Our FIRST EVER WINNER of the Deuchebag of the Week AWARD is.…SPINNING FROG INTERNET SERVICES Owner, Operator and HEAD Duechbag.. DEIRDRE SMITH   Dueche Rules that apply to situation (The CODE of the DUECHE) Dueche Rule #44 – If you are ever get caught red handed while stealing or committing a crime, and get called out on it… you must immediately act like you didn’t hear said accuser and start randomly a accusing them of things back. Which will scare them into thinking you will tell on them for this. Dueche Rule # 79 – The “law” doesn’t apply to you as long as you do not like what other people will think of you if they find out it’s the truth. Therefor if you have to “break the law” to make sure people dont ever find out the truth.. it is allowed. Dueche Rule # 872 sec. 5 article a: No matter the proof presented or the amount others against you… as long you never say it out loud yourself (admit it) then it isn’t true. Dueche Rule # 872 sec. 5 article b: If you know you are guilty and think your accuser will make things legal, you have to go to local lawyer store and pay to have seise and disist letter and maintain your “innocence”. Which will TRICK most strangers into thinking its a “He said said she said situation”.   Being a former duecher, I told Jason (Co-Owner) that she would follow dueche code and send a letter about 4 days ago. Like most adults who were never deuchebags before, Jason didn’t believe me, as he probably related it to common sense and/or crazy thought. Ladies and Gentalmen of the Jury.. I present you with… The LETTER from the LAWYER! Wooo   (pretend I showed you letter) that we received yesterday from Spinning Frog Laywer  asking us to Pull down our Facebook Public Statement that says what Dierdre and Spinning Frog Internet Services did. What’s funny about it – We had it looked over by lawyers before posted, so we were sure it all the TRUTH and FACTUAL information we said in public was not ok to say. AS we all know there are MANY laws that prevent us all from telling the full truth in public. As members of the media we know that rule better then anyone …and reminding the Media of this rule, would be like reminding  an internet company how to turn on a computer!   Our official response to pulling down the post - NOPE , but your letter inspired us to write more and remind everyone of letter by CLICKING HERE Or HERE Our Official Request  to you request of us writing a retraction statement:    LOL LOL LOL LOL .. but seriously..LMAO LMAO Lemme see if I understand this right… You still owe us our Data and all Copyrighted  material on the server we overpaid for. You still owe us over $20,000 in damages along with destroying our ability to make money and stealing ours and up to 27 different companies intelectual property. AND you would like us to now LIE to everyone with a retraction statement. Uhmmmmmm …LOL Deirdre .. You know I gave up lying on January 2nd 2010 and have  not told one single lie since that date. And you seriously expect me to start now.. ?? for you? lol   Even for a duechebag….. that is a stretch   So if you like to go to court…. WE OFFICIALLY DOUBLE DARE YA!         As you all know from our Public Statement (IF NOT CLICK HERE), this is the company and person that stole all of our content,  video, images and business plan… to make money for herself off of it. This company is the one they warn you about when you start an internet business and it gets too big too fast, to look out for. They WILL steal it if you aren’t careful. It is for this reason that I can’t COMPLETELY blame her for content being gone, as it’s always going to be my fault for putting us in the situation in first place.. BUT… I CAN call her a Dueche in public for it… ESPECIALLY after het last act of duechiness, that I would like to share with all of you. The Set up –  After content was stolen Sports Media 360 LLC, Detroit Sports 360 and  all cities did what anyone else would do in their position and start to take legal action as any action they could to get content back. Since Dierdre refused to answer phones, emails and any attempt to communicate with us (cause she was steal our stuff) we went to Lawyers, reported her to Better Business Bureau and the Attorney General to name a few. We are currently awaiting results on most, but decided to not pursue legal action (only because of cost of it all)…. It appears she will get away with with it, chalk one up for bad guys. THE Deuchebag Move -       DUECHEBAG MOVE -
MORE FROM YARDBARKER

Wrigley Field bleacher renovation may be delayed

Yankees wanted Rollins but Phillies' price was too high

Pop misses game for medical reasons; Messina takes over

John Beilein upset with ESPN for late start time to game

Tyson Chandler felt like Knicks' scapegoat at times

Fred Jackson has 'no respect' for Donte Whitner

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
GET THE DAILY NEWSLETTER:

Devon Still responds to unpaid child support allegations

Diamondbacks sign Cuban slugger Yasmany Tomas

Josh Gordon felt alienated by some in Browns organization

Jerry Jones: I'm a big admirer of Robert Griffin III

Raiola fined for uneccesarily striking Pats' Zach Moore

Report: Michigan keeping Jim Hackett on as athletic director

Steelers turned down chance to be called 'America's Team'

Report: Small chance Raiders-Rams could be moved to Indy

Todd Gurley begins rehab after surgery on knee for torn ACL

Brodeur to practice with Blues

OSU player posts Michigan player's girlfriend as his 'WCW'

Jim Harbaugh's family may not eat turkey thanks to NBC

Ole Miss' The Grove threatened by Mississippi State fan

Is it time for the Redskins to move on from Robert Griffin III?

Top 10 fantasy football turkeys for 2014

WATCH: Coyotes lose in ugly fashion, score own goal in OT

Warriors are having tons of fun on team plane

Jenn Sterger hints she'll be back in her FSU cowgirl gear for game

MLB News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

By clicking "Sign Me Up", you have read and agreed to the Fox Sports Digital Privacy Policy and Terms of Use. You can opt out at any time. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Wrigley renovation may be delayed

Steelers could have been America's Team

John Beilein upset with ESPN

Should Washington move on from RG3?

Dominic Raiola fined for cheap shots

Game of the week: Kansas City Chiefs vs. Denver Broncos

Rose leaves with injury again

WATCH: Pierce signs for fan during game

Report: McCoy to start over RG3

Braxton Miller headed to Oregon?

10 most one-sided college football rivalries

Pierce: C's Big Three like 'Holy Trinity'

Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers

Join the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?

Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond.