Originally written on The Sports Gag  |  Last updated 10/18/14
Photo Courtesy of BustedMugshots.com Red Sox pitching prospect, Drake Britton, is having one hell of a bad week. After having just been optioned from Major League camp to minor league, Mr. Britton decided to drown his woes in the same manner any other 23 year old ****-head would… By drinking until he no longer had any feelings. Typically this wouldn’t be a big deal. Until he jumped behind the wheel of his Silverado and was caught doing 111 MPH in a 45 (No mention of whether or not it was a school zone. Fines are doubled.) As a police pursuit began to unfold, the truck hopped a curb and tore through a barbed wire fence and continued down a dirt road for a quarter of a mile into the woods before finally coming to a stop. As police approached the vehicle and asked for his license, Britton was allegedly quoted as saying, “It’s back there on the bumper, man.” and then handed the officer his debit card. Britton was taken to Lee County Jail and charged with Reckless Driving, Driving under ...
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