Originally written on Losers Bracket  |  Last updated 2/25/12

MILWAUKEE BREWERS RYAN BRAUN  urine sample is for sale on e-bay.

It’s a losersbracket.com exclusive.   We broke the news, just like Prince Fielder used to break wind after all that tofu he must of eaten.

According to the post on e-bay…

This “one of a kind” urine sample commemorates the largest story in Brewers history since Derrick Turnbow grew a moustache.   

Comes with it’s own tupperware dish.  (When it arrives, please keep it on your desk for a minimum of three days before using.)

It’s a must have for any tailgate party this year or simply as a place on your shelf in your man cave.

Of course it will be shipped via fed ex.   

There is a limited quantity of these “samples.”   Please don’t miss your chance.

Roger Clemens and Mark Mcguire’s have already sold out, they are not available to the general public.

We get a lot of questions, is our sample real?   It’s as real as the “myth” that Ryan actually has herpes, which made him failed his test.  Wait, he has herpes?  That is what caused this?

Ok, Order 8 and receive a free condom and some carmex for those cold sores.  Just sayin’.  

The truth prevailed, now don’t miss your chance to keep a piece of this legendary news story. 

“If you switch the pee, you must set him free.”  – Johnny Cochran  


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