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Spring Training update, your Milwaukee Brewers

Found March 07, 2012 on Losers Bracket: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Randy Wolf,  Ryan Braun,  Octavio Dotel,  Yovani Gallardo,  Shaun Marcum
TEAMS: Milwaukee Brewers,  Detroit Tigers
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Randy Wolf and his buddies cannot allow more than 2 runs each game.   Beefe has boldly proclaimed that our Milwaukee Brewers will win the World Series. Could happen. So long as Ryan Braun never sees Octavio Dotel again, which is possible because he is now with Mr. Corn Row Prince on the Tigers. I will now run down the first week of spring training and some thoughts. The Brewers cannot score runs. I was told, but our on staff Brewer expert that I am not supposed to worry about this yet. Hitters are getting their timing down and stuff I was told. Yeah, well Brauny, fresh off his roid get out of jail free, is 0-4 with 3 strike outs and still thinks Dotel is making him look stupid in the NLCS.   Dotel declined our interview stating that he is working on growing Corn Rows like Prince. He did apologize to Brauny stating "He isn't as bad as I made him look, but he did look stupid didn't he" Yovani Gallardo, who I love to rail on, pitched lights out yesterday. The Crew nee...
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