Originally written March 21, 2012 on Sons of Roto:
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[youtube]GH3QHUI-XUE[/youtube] We drop dollars on ******* heads. That's right, back-to-back auction pieces. Justin and I are the Bash Brothers of Sons of Roto. I am Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire, Justin is Ozzie Canseco. Because every auction draft is different, from the unique tastes each of manager to the personalized nomination order, we realize there are many ways to come out on top. And thus my take on how to kill an auction bird. Justin's advice [linkage] is solid. He's not afraid to leave a dollar on the back of someone's head to get what he wants. You can tell he's been playing in deeper leagues where inflation mirrors that of the U.S. economy. The more money you pump into the system (more managers or QE1,QE2 & QE3) the less value your dollar holds. Be prepared to see $4 per gallon gasoline and $50 Troy Tulowitzkis in the coming weeks. The number one mistake that I see pros making is them being too timid while the first few nominations are made. ...
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