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[youtube]GH3QHUI-XUE[/youtube] We drop dollars on ******* heads.
That's right, back-to-back auction pieces. Justin and I are the Bash Brothers of Sons of Roto. I am Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire, Justin is Ozzie Canseco. Because every auction draft is different, from the unique tastes each of manager to the personalized nomination order, we realize there are many ways to come out on top. And thus my take on how to kill an auction bird.
Justin's advice [linkage] is solid. He's not afraid to leave a dollar on the back of someone's head to get what he wants. You can tell he's been playing in deeper leagues where inflation mirrors that of the U.S. economy. The more money you pump into the system (more managers or QE1,QE2 & QE3) the less value your dollar holds. Be prepared to see $4 per gallon gasoline and $50 Troy Tulowitzkis in the coming weeks. The number one mistake that I see pros making is them being too timid while the first few nominations are made. ...
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Jose Canseco's ex-wife Jessica is slated to star in a new reality series entitled Hollywood Exes, which will also star the former wives of such celebrities as Will Smith and Eddie Murphy.
Former major league slugger Jose Canseco still wants to play professional baseball in 2012.
Canseco was suspended earlier this month from the Mexican league after allegedly refusing to undergo a doping test. Canseco says he was told he didn't have to take the test even after he volunteered to testing. He says he offered to show proof of his prescription for a medicine used to...
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When did becoming an EX become a badge of honor? VH1 announced yesterday that it is making “Hollywood Exes,” a one-hour series that will air this summer. Featured players are the ex-wives of Eddie Murphy, Prince, R. Kelly, Will Smith and Jose Canseco. The network said that Nicole Murphy, Jessica Canseco, Andrea Kelly, Sheree Fletcher (Smith’s ex) and Mayte...
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Shaquille O’Neal hit up Lavo for his 40th birthday celebration this past weekend. Our tipster informs us he was hanging with a new girl the entire weekend, and reportedly dumped Hoopz a few weeks back. Looks like Shaq’s retirement from Hoopz may be permanent. -TO
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You ready to see Jose Canseco’s ex wife on reality TV? Jessica Canseco is joining the cast of HOLLYWOOD EXES. The cast will also feature Nicole Murphy (ex wife of Eddie Murphy), who is currently dating former NFL great and current analyst, Michael Strahan, Sheree Fletcher (Will Smith’s first wife), Mayte Garcia (Prince’s ex) and Andrea Kelly (ex wife of R. Kelly [...]