A.B. Thuzio might be my new favorite website. Sure, I don’t have $4,000 to have a birthday celebration with Antoine Walker or $2,500 to play golf with Derek Sanderson – but I love knowing that the possibility is out there. It’s given me a new reason to buy scratch tickets and play the lottery.
Can you imagine getting a $15,000 coaching lesson from Curt Schilling? Its like the Make-A-Wish Foundation for rich a-holes.
So am I about to drop $1,500 to go to a game with Jenny Dell or $750 to have her show up to my fantasy draft? No. But could I? Yes.
Maybe it’s time I stop contributing to my 401k and start saving for an Awesome-Boston-Jenny-Dell corporate outing.
That’s a write-off, right?
Oh, and yes that’s Tikki Barber and yes he’s a co-founder.
Best. Website. Ever.