Originally posted on Losers Bracket  |  Last updated 3/14/12

John Hammonds , the gm of  YOUR Milwaukee Bucks, was the executive of the year two years ago.  Since then he has been a piece of crap.  Last night he got his mojo back in a big way.   Expired milk (Bogut) and moldy ass cheese (Stevie Jax) for Monta Ellis, Ekpe Oduh, and an expiring contract (7million!) that belongs to Kwame Brown.  (Don’t worry Bucks fans, Kwame is hurt and won’t ever play a minute at the B.C. (Thank you David Stern or God or whatever).

Monta's reaction to him becoming a Buck. Excited, Mad, Suprised? Hey, Monta we are not sure what to think either. But you are better than sjax. Welcome!

Anyways, I started doing research on these cats.  And I am SOLD.  Lock stock and barrel.  Which you might find odd because I loved Bogut.  He busted his ass, did the dirty work and shared the ball.  Too bad it was a horrible draft class so every body thought he was a bust.  Not his fault he was the #1 pick in a bad draft.  He bought 100 season tickets- called squad 6- for regular fans in the lower bowl and gave the B.C. some flare.  For that I will always be thankful.  I like to think it would be something that I would of thought of if I had made it to the NBA.  (Damn you cruel world!)

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Steven Jackson you are a piece of ****.  Thank you for clarifying that and making Anthony Mason look like a good guy.

Ok, on to the good.  Look, I was ready to roll the stats and ****, then I wandered on this INCREDIBLY GROOVY article about Monta and quite frankly I write great freaking blogs, but this article on the trade is  like the pinnacle of a great blog (reason #10000099998876590 that jsonline.com sucks because they could never pull this off).   Go ahead read it, and remember I clued you in on it.

Also and important, looks like this guy will be the friend that Branchise desperately needs.  He can’t just sit and talk with Ersan and Delfino all day.  Now he has a buddy.  Watch Branchise be interested in basketball again.

Ok, if you are not going to read the article and need one thing to take away, here it is.  The Bucks now have the two fastest slashers on the planet.  It’s like we now have two Branchises.  (I know wasn’t one enough?)  But seriously… could be entertaining.

The other guy, Elmo or whatever his name is, is a young lotto pick that loves to play defense.  Gritty Gutty Scotty Skiles approves!

Holy **** am I excited.  No we are not closer to winning a championship, but we now have an entertaining and good team.  Let’s roll biatches!

FEAR THE DEER IS F**KING BACK!

Check check, check, the highlight reel on Monta!

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Now somebody get me some free Bucks tickets.  I will finally accept them.  (Still not paying for a seat, but getting closer!)

- Roste “Monta Ball” Beefe

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