Found May 30, 2012 on Busted Coverage:
PLAYERS: Jason Terry
TEAMS: Dallas Mavericks

Are you moving to Atlanta and need a place to hang your basketball memorabilia, drink beers, play pool, swim, chill with your homies and get a haircut all under one roof? NBAer Jason Terry has your forever house. According to Basketball Reference, this guy has made $87 million over his basketball career. Time to let the $1.9 million house go. Purchased for $1.76 million in 2003, Terry seems to be content pretty much breaking even on this shack.

According to his realtor:

Entertainers Delight! This home has it all!! Stunning pool with waterfall and covered patio with outdoor fireplace and fountain. Terrrace level with state of the art media room, exercise, huge bar/entertaining area, beauty salon,bedroom and bath plus 2 half baths. Master suite on main with sitting room and fireplace. Additional guest bedroom suite. on main. Chefs kitchen opens to vaulted ceiling family room with fireplace. 4 bedroom suites up – 2 with living room in between. 3 car attached garage. Private 3 home cul de sac.

Not a single mention of the basement. Grounds to fire the realtor on the spot. Some guy with stupid Facebook money is just looking to buy a place in Atlanta with a barbershop. That’s obviously the first lesson when selling houses to these people with f-you money. Show them the stupid sh*t first and boggle their minds.

“Barbershop? Sh*t, never thought I’d need one of those in my crib, but now that you mention it, I’m buying this joint.”

And the wife will be pleased you’ll have a place for all that stupid crap you’ve been buying on eBay. Selling points!

Highlights of Jason Terry’s Atlanta Mansion:

• 7 beds, 8.5 baths

• 6,300 sq. ft. (not including basement)

• Only $25k per year in taxes!

• Um, that pool has a silly slide, not like those stupid blue ones at suburban houses

Just 2.5 miles to Main Stage strip club

3.2 miles to Whole Foods

Asking: $1,890,000

Mortgage: $7,000 before you start figuring in groundskeepers & pool boys. $10k per month is a nice round number

[Buy Jason Terry's House & Barbershop - Realtor]


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