I have a little secret for you. Come closer … closer … closer … ok, buddy, you’re too close back away. Your breath stinks. Anyway, I’m not sure if you’ve heard but there was a big trade in the NBA last night. Monta Ellis, Ekpe Udoh and Kwame Brown were traded to the Bucks for Andrew Bogut and Stephen Jackson, or in other words, for nothing at the moment. Sshh, keep it quiet and pass it on just don’t drink the milk. Why? Because it’s spoiled. If you got that reference then you’re probably even older than me and I suggest you pluck those nose hairs, they are starting to show. Here’s the fantasy breakdown of the deal:
Monta Ellis – On the season he’s averaging 37 mpg/21.9 ppg/3.4 rpg/6 apg/1.4 3pm/1.5 spg/3.3 tov. The only number I can see taking a bit of a hit are the assists now that he’s playing with Brandon Jennings. Carry on, soldier!
Ekpe Udoh – There have to be winners and losers in every deal and it looks like Ekpe drew the short straw. Did you ever draw the short straw? You s