Found August 15, 2012 on Pass The Pill:

Kris Humphries really gets an unfair reputation. In a world where athletes are constantly in trouble for DUIs, domestic assaults, rapes, and other awful crimes, he is somehow the number five most hated athlete in America. Seriously. The worst thing the dude did was have a dysfunctional marriage with celebrity Kim Kardashian.

Additionally, he is not a joke on the court like some believe. Kris Humphries is a walking double-double, and someone who provides a lot of energy to his team. The Brooklyn Nets just inked him to a nice new deal. Point being, he can ball.

This is where the story gets really good. If you don’t know by now, Kim Kardashian’s current boyfriend, Kanye West, called out Kris Humphries in his song “Theraflu” a little while back. The line I’m referring to goes like this:

“And I’ll admit, I fell in love with Kim ‘Round the same time she had fell in love wit’ him Well, that’s cool, baby girl, do ya thing Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop ‘im from the team” 

Kanye West is referring to friend Jay-Z here, who is a minority owner of the Brooklyn Nets. First off, let’s just say that Jay-Z does not have any control in putting together the roster. But you get the point West was trying to make.

Hysterically enough, Kris Humphries had this response after signing a new deal with the Nets:


Point: Humphries. Right?

So here is the latest development which is almost just as funny. Reportedly, Kris Humphries subpoenaed Kanye West with regards to his divorce drama with Kim Kardashian. He did this with a Nordstrom Box.

Brooklyn Nets baller Kris Humphries tried to pull a fake-out move on Kanye West, sending a deposition subpoena inside a Nordstrom box to Kim Kardashian’s house, a lawyer revealed Wednesday.

A “strange individual” showed up to Kardashian’s southern California crib July 16 and proceeded to loiter for “two to three hours” asking for her famous rapper boyfriend, Kardashian’s lawyer Laura Wasser told a judge Wednesday. The man eventually left a Nordstrom box that was found to contain the deposition request, Wasser said at a contentious hearing in Kardashian’s ongoing divorce saga.

For those who may not know, a subpoena is basically a legal document demanding someone to appear in court.

Pretty funny stuff, huh? Your move, Kanye.

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