Originally written on Cuzoogle  |  Last updated 11/18/14

This stuff is hard to make up people. Now the most famous average basketball player is going to play hockey?

Kris Humphries, newly cut from the Kardashian cult and on the outside looking in as an NBA player, is being offered a chance to play professional hockey (not NHL, yet).

The Syracuse Crunch of the American Hockey League is offering the Hump a spot on the roster or in the front office.

Sure, he would be a perfect matchup for Chara of the Bruins one day right?

The Crunch are an affiliate of the NHL’s Anaheim Ducks if you are wondering.

And you also must be wondering why would they do this? It is not like Kim Kardashian will be stopping by to become the ultimate puck bunny.

Honestly, I have no idea. I figured this story was made up when I saw it. I can’t believe I am even sharing it.

Anyways, go on with your day with the image of the Hump lacing them up and gliding on the cold, hard ice.


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