Welcome to Linkgasm, Last Angry Fan’s daily collection of juicy links from all across the blogosphere. Come for the links, stay for the social awkwardness. Sasquatches need not apply.
Candice Swanepoel can bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan…or something.
Carlos Boozer got so excited by an and-1 that he accidentally punched referee Dan Crawford in the junk. [Bob's Blitz]
Vanilla Ice performed at halftime of the Bucks-Thunder game. One guess as to which song he sang. Hint: rhymes with Nice, Nice Maybe [With Leather]
Louisville upended Duke to make it to the Final Four, so naturally Kevin Durant visited their locker room. Chaos, not hilarity, ensued. [Next Impulse Sports]
After 3 1/2 years the always great Off the Bench is closing its doors. Rick Chandler, head man and sweater vest aficionado, will be heading to SportsGrid, where he will undoubtedly flourish. Sad to see it go, but happy for Rick, so let’s all wish him well. [Off the Bench]
How do the Michigan Wolverines celebrate their first trip to the Final Four since 1993? By dancing to the Humpty Dance on the team bus, of course. [It's Always Sunny in Detroit]
Pro golfer goes pantsless to make great shot from the drink. From the looks of it, that water must have been extremely cold.
Good: Shirtless Cubs fan gets cold water shower from vendor. Bad: Shirtless fan was an old dude with hairy nipples. [Guyism]
I questioned whether or not I should link Cards forward Kevin Ware’s gruesome leg injury, and decided we’re all adults here, so click on this link at your own risk. Very, very graphic and nauseating video. Feel so bad for this kid. [SportsGrid]
Louisville coach Rick Pitino slyly lets us all know who’s No. 1 in the country. [Deadspin]
On a lighter note, here are the five mascots from March Madness that gave us nightmares. [The Big Lead]
The Buffalo Bills signed QB Kevin Kolb to a 2-year deal over the weekend. Sorry about that Bills fans. [PFT]
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