Originally written on Losers Bracket  |  Last updated 11/19/14

I’ve heard some uniform changes were established for the 2012 Olympic Games.  The uniform police can make the talent in the sand wear whatever above the waist, if the bikini bottoms stay in effect who cares about the rest?  Beach Volleyballers have never been sought out for oversized cans anyways.

In other Olympic observations…  clearly Phelps smoked too many bongs since ’08, and now is slow.  What is with the out of proportion body style of swimmers anyways?  Is it the shorts, or do these guys have midget legs with the torso of Dwight Howard? (can you tell I’m recently obsessed with the life of Dwight Howard?)  Of course these guys are crazy fit with no body fat and I hate them for that, but really…  do their bodies just look weird when you look at them from head to toe?  Maybe it is just Phelps.  The women don’t look odd, and I guess Lochte doesn’t look as out of proportion as Phelps does.  Oh well, can’t say it would be awesome to wear those shorts with no shirt for the world, that would suck for us all.  I’m not posting any 3/4 nude shots of Phelps so go look yourself, but bro come on..  Tattooing the Olympic rings just northeast of your dong aint cool man.  Put it on your back or arm.  Oh well, Phelps is the one going through Olympic condoms at record pace, not CCWriter.

Back to the talent on the beach…





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