In this edition of The #NBA Is Tweeting, Dwyane Wade jams Rick Ross, Devin Ebanks waits for his breakfast, Jordan Hamilton blackmails Ty Lawson, and JR Smith gets a little vulgar. JR better hope David Stern doesn’t have somebody monitoring Twitter #banishedtoChinaforever.
Marcus Thornton (@OfficialMT23): Home opener vs the lakers tomorrow excited bout getting back on the court for this season
Jordan Hamilton (@J_Goin_HAM): Yo @TyLawson3 ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun huh? Ty got one time to tick me off and I’m putting his video up!
Devin Ebanks (@DevinEbanks3): Where is my breakfast! Hotels be killin me! Hurry up dammit I gotta go to shootaround soon
Al Harrington (@cheddahcheese7): Do or DIE for my #Giants today. Shut REX FAT ASS Mouth Up… There can only be one KING of NEW YORK!!!
JR Smith (@TheRealJRSmith): I love how its the dudes fault that chicks become groupies an whatever else! You open ya legs! We just filled em!
JR Smith (@TheRealJRSmith): It would be funny if yall actually won but at the end of the day yall the one with the D*** in ya A** lol i krack my self up!
JR Smith (@TheRealJRSmith): On the real some people see strikes an some people see balls! #nosandusky im just one that saw a strike!
Dwyane Wade (@DwyaneWade): Game day suit(check) hublot watch(check) beats by dre(check) reppn Miami’s own Rick Ross on ipod(check). #Let’s Go Heat
Marquis Daniels (@Marquis_Daniels): Best part about Christmas is seeing da smile on my kids face when they open there gifts it’s priceless #beleedat
Gary Forbes (@GForbz3): Ummm do ppl not beat/spank they kids anymore? Like I got beat growing up n I turned out great! Thanks Mom/Dad/Grandma for those beatings lol
Finally, it all makes sense to me now: I never made it to the NBA because my mom didn’t beat me enough. Marquis, you’re doing it wrong, man. Smack that smiling kid upside the head and snatch his present… he’ll be thankful in the end.