Found December 20, 2011 on Deadspin:
PLAYERS: Johan Petro
TEAMS: Brooklyn Nets
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The New Jersey Nets are moving to Brooklyn next year, according to sources. (They're playing out the string in Newark this year or something.) People, especially those who are fans of rapper Jay-Z and center Johan Petro, are excited about this move. But the Nets can't move to Brooklyn and still be the Nets because then people will laugh at them because the Nets are worthy of being laughed at. More »
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