Found April 11, 2012 on
Midwest Sports Fans:
Vince Carter has done some amazing things on a basketball court. He’s done things, specifically dunk things, that previously seemed unimaginable.
Last night, Vince added a new amazing feat to his basketball resume, but it was slightly less impressive than his greatest highlight ever.
Behold, the most pathetic finger roll in the history of basketball:
Well done Vince. Father Time’s a *****, ain’t he?
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to finish munching on cheesy poofs while looking for other world class athletes to mock.
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