THE LIFE AND TIMES OF K-SMOOVE VOL TWO!!!

WHAT UP EVERYONE ITS YOUR BOY K SMOO...hold up, let me get you a napkin, cause you got my blog ALL OVER YO FACE!!! LOL JKJK WHAT UP EVERYONE ITS YOUR BOY K SMOOOOOOVE! I met with the fine folks of the Seattle Sonics this week. They asked me what number I wanted to be and I said "69!" I mean DUH LOL. I told them I didn't care as long as I had a chance to play in the league (I love lying to teams...EVERY1 and THEY MOMS KNOW THAT IMA BE REPPIN THE 24 CAUSE IM ONE BETTER THAN JORDAN!!). The Sonics asked me if I had any questions and I was all like "YEAH...DO YOU THINK THAT WE COULD CHANGE OUR JERSEY COLOR TO BLUE AND MAKE THE SONIC LOGO SONIC FROM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?" Thanks for that one DJ! You had the whole front office ROFL! I HAD A SIXTH TOE ON MY RIGHT FOOT WHEN I WAS BORN AND THE DOCTOR CUT IT OFF! People are always interviewing me and they all want to know whether or not I think Joakim Noah is ugly. I DO! Sorry bro BUT YOUS HIDEOUS lol!!! But I think everyone agrees with me when I say I'd love to team up with the MilfHunter and hunt down his mom! I mean OMG good thing I'm wearing compression shorts right now! Speaking of interviews...this cat was interviewing me today and I drained a trey RIGHT IN HIS FACE. AIN'T NOBODY GONNA CHECK K-SMOOOOOOOOVE! I got kind of excited when I found out Portland and Seattle got the first two picks. I figured me and Greg could have an East Coast/West Coast kind of feud. He'd be Biggie - LOL! Then I found out I was thinking about the wrong Portland. Boy was my face red. WHAT UP DJ!!! On a more serious note, OMFG I LOVE CHIPOTLE!!! I swear i'm going to open one up in my crib...I seriously can't live without it. I'm going to pay people to run it. Just don't bring that barbacoa in my house...I HATE IT SO MUCH!!! I took a poop today and the inside of the toilet looked like a smiley face...does that mean i might be gay? FREE BRITNEY (aka MILF)!!! I'd like to keep blogging, but DJ is over here and he wants me to whip up on him in XBOX 360...IMA MAKE YOU CRY DJ! LIKE THAT TIME WITH THAT GIRL AT THAT PARTY!!! LOL YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! "I really don't like AJ Abrams...he's a dbag." - Coach Barnes. LOL COACH BARNES YOU HAD ME ROLLIN! K-SMOOVE OUT!!!!