Originally written on Football Nation  |  Last updated 5/13/12
Congratulations, you’ve just been invited to the most exclusive party of the month!  (A more exclusive party will be held in June— you are not invited to that one.)  With the exception of you and me, everyone invited to the party is an NFL superstar!  It will be a blast! Everyone on this list has already agreed to come to my dinner party. 1. JARED ALLEN Jared Allen has a mullet.  He was the first guest to RSVP and will be arriving right after a hunting trip.  Jared kills all of his own food and only eats meat. 2. MARSHAWN LYNCH Marshawn will only eat Skittles and he will only drink Skittle-flavored vodka. 3. DREW BREES Drew Brees thinks that the dinner party is actually a charity event.  That is the reason he is coming. 4. LARRY FITZGERALD Larry Fitzgerald is nice.  He will charm the other party guests with his smile. 5. REX RYAN Bill Belichick told me to get off his property when I went to invite him to the party, so I got Rex Ryan to come inst...
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