Found September 21, 2012 on Purple Jesus Diaries: Yardbarker Blogger Network
Cover Your Eyes, Children! Here's what you would be doing if you loved your children this Sunday. Instead of sitting them down in front of the San Francisco 49ers and Minnesota Vikings football game, you would instead tell them that you love them, that you care for them, and that you want them to live a better life than what you have lived. That life includes transgender strippers, killing a man during a hit and run, and being a Vikings fan. More than anything, you don't want him to suffer through these atrocities and scaring life moments like you have, ESPECIALLY the 0-4 Super Bowl record. So you'll take him to the Mall of America, maybe, and let them go crazy on some rides. Or take the morning and afternoon at that kooky Renaissance Festival, and have them ride an elephant, buy them a wooden sword and shield, and stuff their little face with corn on the cob and a piping hot funnel cake. Or think small! Take them out to that playground that's been neglected ...
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