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When people want to decry the latent homoeroticism of football, one thing they usually poke fun at is the center-quarterback exchange, what with there being a guy hunched behind another guy, with his hand up his butt. What? That’s not gay. Next thing you’ll tell me it’s weird that my buddies and I our check each others’ prostate twice daily. That’s safety, jerks. Anyway, Aaron Rodgers is sufficiently mature and comfortable with himself to discuss the subject, specifically his preference in center butt. And, what do you know? Jeff Saturday has the ideal center ass. You spoiled Peyton all those years, Jeff. It won’t be the NeckAIDs that does in Ol’ Battleship. It’ll be the substandard center ass. “There’s two main components that a center needs to have, and it’s not quickness or agility or snapping or anything. It’s two things: One, he has to have a good height, and I’m talking about where his butt rests. It can’t be too low because I don’t wanna get deep in that stance and it can
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