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Really, Chicago Bears. Not all this fantastic news at once.
The more-fragile-than monsters of the midway limp into their bye week, figuratively and literally, with an uninspiring 4-3 record. Jay Cutler has a groin, Lance Briggs a shoulder and Charles Tillman just appears sore and old in general. In reality, he has a knee. But these are troubling times for our Bears, so a bit of hyperbole is expected in these dire of circumstances.
The good news? For starters, Marc Trestman proved on Sunday that he can coach the hell out of offensive football.
In former years… well, you’ve seen it before. Rex Grossman injuries a knee or an ankle on an ill-advised, Rudy-esque scramble. Insert quarterback B. In this case, we’ll refer to him as Jonathan Quinn. Quinn is utterly confused; he believes the Bears are playing basketball and fires precise bounce passes at the likes of Marty Booker and Bernard Berrian. Unfortunately for JQ, this is football, and all bounce passes get you are boos from the ranci...
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Per the Chicago-Tribune, the Chicago Bears will not sign Tony Scheffler, a close friend of quarterback Jay Cutler, despite an open spot on the 53-man roster. The Lions released Scheffler on Tuesday after he was cleared to return from a concussion suffered earlier this season. The Tribune also reported that 11 players worked out besides […]
Jay Cutler's contract is up at the end of the year, leaving the Chicago Bears with a decision that will impact the franchise for a long time. Do...
Bears QB Jay Cutler is expected to miss at least four games with a groin tear he suffered last weekend. While this is not only disappointing setback to the Chicago Bears season, Cutler’s injury could end up having an impact on his market this offseason.
“He’s got some durability concerns,” an NFL executive said, via USA Today.
Cutler suffered a sprained knee in during...
Still More Accurate Than Josh Freeman (Meme)
Andy Reid Has a Message For Chip Kelly (Meme)
It has been three days since the Chicago Bears announced the diagnosis of the injury Jay Cutler suffered Sunday. Cutler it was revealed has a torn muscle in his groin with a prognosis officially revealed by coach Marc Trestman that the quarterback will be out of action for at least four weeks.
“I’m going to tell you it’s a minimum of four weeks” Trestman declared. “And...
By Jeff Heck, Bears Claws Contributor Disclaimer: ”He who gambles, lives in shambles.” Week seven is over and the Old Man feels like he’s the subject of a country music song. The Bears lost, my picks were mostly off, and my fantasy team is in shambles. I have both Jay Cutler and Sam Bradford at QB, and my RB Trent Richardson [...]
Week 7 had some notable injuries as fantasy football stars such as Reggie Wayne, Jermichael Finley, Jay Cutler, Doug Martin and Arian Foster all went down with injury. These injuries could hurt or help your fantasy team but if you have these players here is some advice.
Injury: Torn groin muscle, out 4 Weeks
Require Surgery: No
Fantasy Impact: Cutler began the year as...
Washington Redskins Over 58 at Denver Broncos
This almost seems like it should be a weekly bet without even looking at the matchup. The Broncos have gone over in every single game this year. On average Denver’s offense has covered 80% of the total over. When Jay Cutler was knocked out of last weeks game, the Bears had only scored ten points. The Redskins defense gave up 31 offensive...
The Chicago Bears started the 2013 season 3-0, but have mustered just one in their last four games.
Things won't get easier with quarterback Jay Cutler out four weeks with a groin injury and linebacker Lance Briggs out six weeks with a shoulder injury.
However, in recent history the Bears have fared well following a 4-3 start. The last time they started with that record...
Last week: 13 (-2)
The Bears’ defense continues to be terrible and is only getting worse after allowing 5 touchdowns in Washington this week. They are allowing opponents to move the chains at a 77% rate. Now Jay Cutler is out for at least 4 weeks with a torn groin. The Bears are 4-3, but they have a negative rate of moving the chains differential and face Green Bay...
Jay Cutler’s Injury Diagnosis (Meme)
Chiefs’ Tamba Hali Leaves a Fatty Tip
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Tom Brady Weekly Magazine (Funny Pic)
Jay Cutler’s Injury Diagnosis (Meme)
Mercifully, the Chicago Bears don't have to play a game this week.
After a hot 3-0 start, the Bears are now falling into the bye week looking beat up and downtrodden losing three of their last four games.
The Bears were in it until the end of Sunday's back-and-forth shoot out with the Washington Redskins. Not only did they fly home to Chicago with a notch in the loss...
Can Bears QB Josh McCown keep the offense afloat until Jay Cutler returns from injury? History isn’t on the Chicago's side, yet there are plenty of reasons to believe McCown can get the job done.