Found November 05, 2013 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
PLAYERS: Kiko Alonso
TEAMS: Buffalo Bills
Through nine games, Buffalo Bills rookie linebacker Kiko Alonso, a second round pick from Oregon, has proven he can do it all on the field.  He roams sideline to sideline.  He’ll put a hurtin’ on a running back who thinks he has a hole.  And he’s adequate in coverage.  According to one Bills fan, he would make a decent city court judge. On Tuesday, Election Day in America, one rabid Bills fan birthed the Twitter hashtag #KikoForEverything as a loony hi-jinx.  He, @CircleThisWagon on Twitter, then wrote in Alonso’s name for all ten positions that were voted on in Buffalo. Of course, if said Twitter user’s plan caught on too well, Alonso’s availability to lead the Bills’ improving defense might be affected. First, Alonso’s campaign poster: via Twitter And the write-in ballot: via Twitter [Deadspin]
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