Cause of Eva Longoria-Mark Sanchez split: He’s always crabby over Jets being crappy

According to TMZ (who else are you going to turn to regarding matters such as these?), the breakup between Hollywood starlet Eva Longoria and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez was not caused by hectic schedules, age difference or several of the other purported causes that have been speculated. Instead, a source says that Longoria kicked Sanchez to the curb because he was so damn crabby all the time about how the Jets have been playing this season. Sounds like Sanchez was unable or unwilling to leave work at work, eh? A source told TMZ that ”It’s hard to maintain a relationship when one person is upset all the time.” It appears that Sanchez was trying to mend fences over his sour and dour disposition as a different source told New York Post’s Page Six that Sanchez is “really upset about the breakup” and “tried everything he could to make [Eva] happy…. the problem was Mark is very focused on football while Eva is a busy businesswoman.” A Sanchez representative told Page Six that...