Originally written on Razzball Football  |  Last updated 10/4/12
Watching the presidential debate got me to thinking if I’d be good in politics. My heart says yes. The numerous Brett Favre and Greg Odenish pics out there of me are telling me no. When I say numerous, I mean enough to have my own porn site. But if me being President would interfere with my work for Razzball I would have to respectfully decline the position. Helping the fantasy football playing nation is in my opinion, of much greater importance than deciding how much to tax the “middle-class.” I, Tehol Beddict, solemnly swear, to lead you to glory in the face of adversity, promise to help you with lineup decisions in your time of need, and to just be there for you as a friend. I’m here for you brothers and sisters. This isn’t soccer or macro brews. This is the land of deep fried butter and kook-aid. This is fantasy football. This is America. Our wives or husbands could leave us. We could forfeit everything we own in a terrible real estate investment. We could squander all of our fr...
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