Originally posted on FatManWriting  |  Last updated 9/13/13
On Sunday when the Houston Texans play their home opener against the Tennessee Titans fans are going to have a problem. They are either going to have to keep from drinking enough to warrant a trip to the bathroom. Yeah, I know-- that's what halftime shows are for, but that is also when the entertainment is Skippy the Wonder Dog on a unicycle. Not when it's Vanilla Ice. Yes, sports fans, half time is going to be cold as ice this Sunday in Houston. The man behind such hits as Ice, Ice Baby and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle rap is going to probably/hopefully be performing those two hits for fans. I say those two songs because I can't think of any other songs of his. It wouldn't make sense for him to do any others.  In recent years he has become a reality star with a stint on the Surreal Life (a program that had D-list stars) and a celebrity boxing match with Todd Bridges (from Different Strokes). For the last couple of years he has hosted The Vanil...
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