Found January 05, 2012 on
I have consulted with the experts and bad news, you guys: The Skins aren’t gonna make the playoffs this year. So, as we did last year, here is a handy guide that should help you figure out your rooting interests during the postseason. They’re sorted from least to most likable.
Steelers. I would root for the Giants in a Pittsburgh-New York Super Bowl. This is how much a hate the Steelers.
Giants. The only good thing about another NFC East team in the playoffs is that it gives you a clear-cut rooting interest: Whoever they’re playing. Unless it’s the Steelers.
Patriots. At least Chad Ochocinco has given them a speck of rootability. I actively root against every other person on that team, and its entire we-were-here-all-along-we-swear fanbase.
Ravens. I’m not totally certain why I dislike the Ravens, but I think it’s probably out of jealousy.
Falcons. The vanilla ice cream of the 2012 playoffs. There is nothing interesting about this team, but also nothing to really root against.
BEST OF MAXIM
Yes it is.
Wow, that’s some pretty strong Cleveland hate. Also, thank you for your take on this two years late. I can’t wait until Taylor tells us about his thoughts on the OJ Simpson trial.
Impressive. With that luck he’s probably a Cowboys fan too.
Vin Diesel burn, nice.
Say hello to my fantasy football team name for next year: Duck in Your Puppy.
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