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Tamika “Tiny” Cottle-Harris decided she would makeover and hook up her bff/hair stylist, Shekinah on a blind date. Enter uber cutie Reshad Jones, a defensive back for the Miami Dolphins. Tiny makes the introduction then bounces.
What ensues is a classic case of what NOT to do when you first meet a potential love interest.
Shekanah proceeds to ask the following questions:
S: How many kids?
R: None of them.
S: No kids? How many women?
R: I be chillin’, for real.
S: What’s your occupation?
R: I play for the Dolphins.
S: So you have no kids, and you have no girl, and you play football…..that’s new. I ain’t never seen that before.
S: How long you been playin’ ball?
R: Three years, out of college. I left college early.
S: How old are you?
S: Oh *expletive*.
R: What that mean?
S: You’re too young. 23? Sad.
I’m from Atlanta, been around, seen a lot, for real.
Then she leaves him to go and talk to Tiny.
Ladies, this is not the way to snag a ball pla...
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