Oh Mike Leach, how we have missed you and your delightful outlook on life and college football. From your "Fat Little Girlfriends" speech to you unnatural (and possibly unhealthy) obsession with pirates, you give us all such joy in our lives when you go off script. Take for example the latest gem from the Washington State head coach, which comes after some enterprising reporter asks him what Pac-12 mascot would win a death match.
Jim Moore: In a battle to the death among Pac-12 mascots, which animal or person wins?
Mike Leach: The Cougar absolutely. Let's go through this a
little bit. A cougar obviously kills a duck and a beaver. A cougar
against a husky ... that's pretty well a massacre. A cardinal or
whatever: I don't know exactly what a cougar would either climb it or I
wouldn't want to think of what else he'd do on it. Now Golden Bears
could be kinda tough. I think you'd want to be a little fast and loose
with them. You don't want to get caught by that bea...