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Found February 02, 2012 on Sportress of Blogitude:

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Among the more interesting and enlightening factoids to emerge from the wall-to-wall coverage at the Super Bowl is this little nugget from New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker, who took a moment to sing the praises of Tom Brady's premier potty facilities. According to Welker (via the Boston Herald's Inside Track), Tom Brady has just about the best toilet in the world and there is no throne comparable due to all its bells and whistles:

"You go over and use his toilet, and you press this button, and it sprays water on you and all this stuff, and I’m like, ‘You gotta be kidding me.’” Wes told the press pack yesterday. “It’s heated, it’s all this stuff, and I’m like, ‘This is crazy.’”

Crazy, indeed. Clearly, Brady's toilet has a built-in bidet, something somehow confirmed by the gossipy gals at Inside Track:

Well, the minute 83 divulged that gem we knew exactly what he was talking about! None other than the Toto Washlet Performance Toilet. The Cadillac Escalade of crappers. The potty di tutti potties.

Those are some awfully descriptive terms to describe toilets, so I'm not even going to bother to out-clever these ladies. There is a bevy of additional information in the story about the insane features some of these toilets have, including, in Inside Track's words, "heated seats that open and close automatically, jets of heated water, blow drying for your butt and vacuum jets and perfume scents to capture and destroy unwanted odors." Far out. Some apparently even feature mp3 players. For those extra-long sitting sessions, I reckon. Question: since the brand of the toilet in question is Toto, wouldn't it be perfect if the toilet played "Hold the Line" while you waited for the lid to open? And if not that song, how about "Rosanna", you know, since it's such a great tune. Moving on, Welker even admits to wanting to pop in over at Brady's house just to use the toilet (via Boston.com):

“He’s going to be mad at me for bringing that up. He’s always so humble and so everything,” Welker said. “I don’t know, sometimes I just want to go over to his house and use the restroom. … He lives a good life.”

Welker is certainly right on that score. Bundchen and bidets: it doesn't get much better than that.

 

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19 Comments:
  • There have to be many celebrities that own this toilet, in fact I know that Howard Stern and Howie Mandel both own one. I'm sure Wes could afford to go out and buy his own and probably will do so after Sunday's game! Go Pats!
  • This is newsworthy?
  • WOW that sounds pretty gay!! GO GAINTS!!!
  • RU kidding me??
  • I think he said he made love to tom brady in the toilet
  • Hate to tell everyone, but that is nothing special in Japan and average everyday people have them there, that's why I always laugh when I hear a story about a celebrity having one like it's a big deal. my in-laws in Japan have one & I have to say it is very nice. the electrician gave us an odd look when we asked to have an electrical outlet put in our toilet room. b/c we wanted to install one of these Toto toilets. the Japanese like everything high-tech - even their toilets
  • No mention of Crockodile Dundee in the bidet story? He's trying to figure out what it does, sticking his boot in it, etc...
  • Yes, RacerXgirl is absolutely correct. In Japan, they are common and they are awesome, not "gay". Are we still in high school or something? I am considering getting one for my house. Brady's hot wife probably insisted on one. Of course, in Japan they go to the exteme opposites, too, where you squat and go in a hole in the floor.

  • It's all Crap to me. This Super Bowl in Indianapils is Soooo yeaterday. It gives me Oscitation. We have moved on to Super bowl 2012 & 2013. News Flash, GREEN BAY PACKERS WIN BOTH OF THEM. :-)))
  • Patriots.....Hahahahahahah! What a joke. They are still cheaters no how no way you look at it. They are not Patriots they are Pinhead's. Now the spin stops here !
  • Tom Brady is either thinking Welker needs a sock in his mouth or he is laughing about it....My take, Tom has a great sense of humor and he got a kick out of Welker's comments. How do you see it ?
  • Brady's gonna' need that toilet when the to clean up when the Giants knock the chi t out of him on Sunday and it sure sounds that Welker loves more than Tommie's toilet.
  • BrooklynBoxer...See a doc, your one scik dude
  • Beats RAIN X!
  • yea...and you eliminate bitter tasting fingernails.
  • Again the SB brings out the simplest and lowest forms of journalism. Some simpleton has taken a private comment to press. It's a shame these players have to talk to anyone with a press card.
  • Goes along with Brady's sissified demeanor and looks.
  • OK all you trash talking Giants(I mean Gaints) fans. Will look forward to hearing from you on Monday morning. It's amazing that you have so much to say about Tom Brady's looks and demeanor when you have that poor excuse for a quarterback.
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