Welcome to the offseason doldrums at Purple Jesus Diaries! To pass the time, we're introducing a new feature called "Much A-Poo About Nothing," which will chronicle a variety of Vikings players throughout history in comparison to bowel movements. What? Yes. Referencing the de facto Poop-tionary "What's Your Poo Telling You?" by Josh Richman and Anish Sheth, M.D., we'll be comparing Vikings players to medically described craps, all the ups, downs, messes, misses, and pains you can imagine. Read any A-Poo's you've missed by clicking here, and continue on for today's feature on Chad Greenway:The Man: Chad Greenway is quit simply, a stupefying player. He does nothing fantastic but everything ... decent? Not quite solid, but ... fine, kind of like Elisabeth Moss' level of sexiness. In his years with the Vikings, he's shown he can consistently get burned by tight ends running open on pass plays, and he can't contain running ba...
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