And I want a unicorn, and a light saber, and platinum season passes to Cedar Point and free corndogs for the rest of my life. Also, get us a Patrick Peterson along with a Calais Campbell, a Darnell Dockett, and a Dan Williams to keep our linebackers Pro Bowl fresh.
“Big men that can run, little men that can hit.”
New Browns defensive coordinator Ray Horton, “repeated the phrase nearly a dozen times during his introductory press conference,” so there you go. With the Modell nonsense sucking up so much air, it’s good to be caught up on current events.