Internet sensation, @RickMuscles, was nice enough to give us a post on Cam Newton returning to Auburn to finish his degree. He has written for sites such as Friends of The Program and Every Day Should Be Saturday. Basically, if you aren’t following him on Twitter, you are digitally punching our fore fathers in the digital face. Let’s have Rick explore the Cam Newton situation.
Cam Newton has returned to Auburn to finish his degree. This is a disingenuous pursuit. How do I know? Because normal adults finish their degree online. But forget all of that. Let’s just make fun of him.
Top 5 hilarious things about Cam’s return to the Barn!
1. The Panthers finished the season 7-9. While not good enough to make the playoffs, Auburn fans will certainly be impressed with this record. 7 wins would’ve got the Barn in the Music City Bowl.
2. It’s a celebration, *******! This weekend Bama will celebrate another National Championship with a parade. Auburn will counter by high fiving over an Auburn...