Found March 26, 2012 on
The final straggler photos from the Gronk South Padre Fiesta came in over the weekend and we’re told by our tipsters that this is the **** Blaster doing work on thick thighs at one of South Padre’s establishments. Of course we’ve been taking plenty of sh*t over the last week for our Gronk coverage. Look, there is something very black & white you morons need to realize – we love this guy. Of course he’s a pageview generator. Of course he parties. We love it. Repeat, love it!
Three items of interest from this photo:
• Gronk doesn’t discriminate against power lifters. Crackin’ watermelons with those things.
• Name another NFLer who can get away with wearing the Zubaz into a bar with such flair for the dramatics? You can’t.
• No walking boot. Good news, Patriots fan, your record-breaking TE is healing just fine.
Have anything to add from the Gronk Spring Break Fiesta that we need to know about? Feel free.
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Here is New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski enjoying his spring break. Yes, the All-Pro is drinking from a beer bong and mixing drinks at various spring break parties.
Pictures via bustedcoverage.com
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