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I was bored, ok?   1. Cardinals RB Alfonso Smith asked this: Can u get a ticket for driving sleepy??! — Alfonso Smith  (@FonzoRB29) June 13, 2011   Like is that considered under the influence — Alfonso Smith  (@FonzoRB29) June 13, 2011 No, Alfonso. It’s not.    2. Not an athlete, but remember when Dan Gilbert tweeted this: Congrats to Mark C.&entire Mavs org. Mavs NEVER stopped & now entire franchise gets rings. Old Lesson for all:There are NO SHORTCUTS. NONE. — Dan Gilbert (@cavsdan) June 13, 2011 Dan is quieter on Twitter these days.   3. Panther DE Eric Norwood: Retweet if u was on reduced or free lunch!! — Eric Norwood (@ENorwood40) June 12, 2011   4. Alfonso Smith again. This time with words of encouragement for Lebron: They hated on #Jesus too! @kingjamesremember that! — Alfonso Smith  (@FonzoRB29) June 10, 2011 Nice guy.   5. Charlie Villanueva asked this: Does anyone have the answer to this, why do mosquito always bit on the ankle? — Charlie Villanueva (@CV31) June 7, 2011 I hate when they do that.   6. CB Leigh Bodden considered his options: Jail might not be that bad — Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) June 7, 2011 I wonder if Leigh consulted Ray Carruth.   7. Shawn Merriman cried during a massage: Anyone else like massages that make you drop a tear? I’m getting one now feel like I’m apart of #teambringit lol — Shawne Merriman (@shawnemerriman) June 2, 2011 Please don’t beat me up Shawn.   8. Darnell Dockett became a proud father: Yooooo I just met my son Girl friend in school her name is CRYSTAL. Damn my son has taste she’s beautiful whoop whoop #prouddaddymoment — DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) May 31, 2011   9. Glenn Dorsey went through some rough times: Sometimes needing a hug is a understatement … — Glenn Dorsey (@GlennDorsey72) May 30, 2011 Glen plays for the Chiefs. He still needs that hug.   10. Ozzie Guillen got pissed at the Chicago Media: I have the enterviu on tape I whish I can sue then thas a very low blow — Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) May 30, 2011   11. Dez Bryant only threw to himself in Madden: Just killed kaylo in madden… yfrog.com/hs6r4wdj — Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) May 23, 2011   12. Another interesting thought from Eric Norwood: Would yall wife Oprah up? — Eric Norwood (@ENorwood40) May 19, 2011 Would you?   13. Daequan Cook came out as a Belieber: I just finished watching “Never Say Never” Justin Beiber movie it was really good can’t lie that young man got skills off to bed now…Night — DaequanCook (@DC4Three) May 19, 2011 Have you heard that freestyle? Dude’s got some skills.
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