Found July 21, 2012 on Losers Bracket:

7/10/2012 – The New England Patriots Weight Room

Aaron Hernandez: I’m tellin’ ya, Tom. I really think I’m going to have a break out season this year. I know Rob gets all the hype, but I think if you start looking my way more often, I could really surprise some people.

Tom Brady: Huh? Ohh, umm, that’s nice Aaron.

Hernandez: Seriously dude, I mean it. I really think I can make some things happen if coach puts me in a little more and you just start looking my way. I was talking to my mom about it the other day, and she really thinks I can score a lot if I get more chances.

Brady: That’s weird, but yeah, I guess we’ll just see what happens. Just keep working hard, buddy.

Hernandez: You know what? I don’t think you’re taking me seriously, but I’m serious. Here’s watch this.

Hernandez drops to the ground and does 10 pushups.

Hernandez: There! Did you see that?! 10 pushups in no time! While Gronk has been out there drinking and doing sex with girls all off-season, I’ve been in here working hard to get better! I’m going to be great!

Brady: Umm, I-

A pint glass comes flying in through the door of the weight room and shatters on the wall behind Hernandez, soaking him with beer. In walks The Gronk.

The Gronk: Cover of The Body Issue, mother *******!

Hernandez: What the hell?

Brady: Brosef Stalin!

The Gronk: Sup, Bro Montana!?

Brady and The Gronk give each other a bro-hug. Real bro like and chill too.

Hernandez: Come on, you guys. This is a place of business. Some of us are trying to get our lift on in here!

The Gronk: Oh, ****! Sup, *****? I didn’t even see you there. You must have been hiding behind all of those cartoons that you drew on yourself.

Hernandez: For your information, Rob, these are tattoos, and they all have special importance to me. And I’m not a *****, I’m a pro athlete just like you. But I’m actually working to get bigger and stronger this off-season, unlike somebody here!

The Gronk throws a copy of “The Body Issue” at Hernandez.

The Gronk: Check that **** out, *****. Does it look like I need to do anymore work on my body?! I was carved out of the very image of Bro-Zeus himself! The only work I need to be doing right now is between the sheets, on the beach, in the hot tub, in the basement of a frat house, on a Boston rooftop, or where ever else the next piece of hot, young tail leads me!

The Gronk and Brady exchange a bro-five.

Hernandez: Are you two serious?! You’re just lucky I’m working so hard in here so that if you get hurt, I’ll be there to fill the void.

The Gronk: Whatever, douchsicle. Dude, Bro-Brady, you should have seen this ****, dawg. A couple of months ago, I was down in Aruba and these two pieces of pure ass fell right into my lap. They said they were 18, but I heard one of them talk about getting her license when she got home after I finished bangin’ em both. I have no idea how old they actually were, but that **** happened in Aruba, so who ******’ cares, bro?!

Hernandez: Ugh, that’s just sick.

The Gronk: Now you’re gettin’ it! It was ******’ sick! Railin’ tail, drinkin’ ale! The bro-life, bro!

Brady: God damn I wish I was young again! Now I’m tied down by my 2nd model-wife and a ******’ family at home. I wish I could still bro-down with you out there, but you’re just going to have to do double duty for me.

The Gronk: Aww damn, bro. That would be so sick!

Brady: I know, I know. Oh well. I’m outta here. Later, Brosef!

They exchange one more super-chill bro-hug. Brady leaves.

Hernandez: Umm, Rob, you know, if you’re looking for somebody to “hit the town” with, I don’t have anything going on tonig-

The Gronk: [Sticks his fingers in his ears.] La La La La La I can’t hear you, bro! La La La La La La…

The Gronk walks out of the locker room with his fingers in his ears as he continues to make noise.

Hernandez: [sighs]

The Gronk pokes his head back into the weight room.

The Gronk: Oh, yeah. You can keep The Body Issue. It’ll give you something to aspire to. Besides, I’ve got a mirror so I can look at that **** all day long. *****!!!

The Gronk leaves.

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