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"I have thought about this a lot, seriously."If you’re like me, you have a problem with women, because women be trippin. You try to flirt with other girls on Instagram, because a woman will sleep with you if you hit the little heart button under a picture they’ve uploaded to the Internet, and your woman gets MAD at you, as if it’s YOUR fault for getting a hard-on for some titties in a “toaster” filter.Thankfully, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson is here with THE INSTAGRAM RULES FOR MEN, easily the most handy set of rules handed down since Moses descended Mount Sinai. Here they are, in their glory:These are the remaining four rules, to round us out at ten:- Do not select a filter when you’re uploading a list to Instagram because you want people to actually be able to read it, and a big faded oval in the middle of your text looks terrible and isn’t helping anybody.- Do not try to pick up women on Instagram, because you are an adult, and I know the Internet i...
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Usually when we hear from Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson it’s because he has something to complain about. Not this time. Instead, Jackson recently took to Instagram to offer some free advice for his male followers. Basically, he wants to help men cover their tracks while creeping around on the social network site. While we can’t say for sure if Jackson was directing...
Good things are in store for the Philadelphia Eagles this season. Their new head coach is top notch and should bring a very exciting style of play to the team--which should fit the Eagles' superstars like DeSean Jackson very well. The potential is endless for the team (assuming Chip Kelly's offense works in the NFL).
So with nothing but positive thoughts and good things...
What I want to know: what spurred Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson to help Instagramming men worldwide by sharing six precautions for those who possess both X and Y chromosomes and also like to use the super-popular mobile photo-sharing service?
Did Jackson's girl have an issue with who he was following, because five of the six "rules" certainly...
Nnamdi Asomugha spent eight seasons in the Bay Area. Now he's heading back, although this time he'll be on the San Francisco side, playing for a team looking to get back to the Super Bowl after a disappointing loss in February to the Ravens in the big game.
Ian Rapoport of NFL.com reports that Asomugha and the 49ers have agreed to the terms of a contract that will bring...
We will see if it was Nnamdi or the Eagles use of Nnamdi that was the real problem in Philly.
One-year deal between 49ers and CB Nnamdi Asomugha is worth up to $3 million.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) April 2, 2013
Nnamdi Asomugha is headed back to the West Coast, but this time he’ll be suiting up just south of Oakland.
The former Raiders and Eagles cornerback finally decided on his next team, agreeing to join the San Francisco 49ers, according to Ian Rapoport of NFL Network. The deal appears to be a one-year pact worth up to $3 million, according to Adam Schefter, who also reports Asomugha...
Free agent cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha and the 49ers have agreed on a 1 year deal worth $1.35 million. The contract has no guaranteed money as Nnamdi did not want any.The 49ers targeted Nnamdi two years ago and now have him at rock bottom prcachetThe post Nnamdi Asomugha chooses 49ers appeared first on .