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Titans vs. Vikings: PJD's Masturbatory Game Five Preview

Found October 05, 2012 on Purple Jesus Diaries: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Chris Johnson,  George Lucas,  Harrison Smith,  Josh Robinson,  Everson Griffen,  Erin Henderson,  Jasper Brinkley,  Greg Childs
TEAMS: Tennessee Titans,  Minnesota Vikings
Game Five?! How the hell did this happen already? We're on the fifth game of the season? And the Vikings have a winning record?! That's what really freaks me out. Even if they lose this game they'll still have a winning record! We have so many wins losses don't even matter!! We're so good. ... That's not entirely true, but it should convey my overall surprise when it comes to this team this year. To say I wasn't expecting this kind of a start would be a colossal understatement. The freakiest part is that pretty soon I'm going to have to make a judgment call on this Vikings team. I mean, they're 3-1 a quarter of the way through the season. They've been both good teams and bad teams, with both sloppy play and sound football. Sure, they're still kind of hard to judge right now, but at what point won't they be? Do I reserve judgment on what kind of caliber this team is until week 16? No! I won't stand for it. I figure in the ne...
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