Found November 13, 2012 on Down and Distance:
Each Tuesday, I’ll put together the top most witty tweets (in no particular order) I’ve seen over the weekend about the NFL & associated topics. My tweets are pulled from my timeline and @NFLRT. Encourage you to follow @NFLRT for retweets from NFL fans like you! If you don’t see yours, don’t give up…just keep tweeting! In general, I’ll use fan tweets, unless some athlete/coach/media person gets really creative. Words in parentheses are mine added to clarify the context or person the tweet is about. The feature meme with Golden Tate came from @Bobthemeh. “#Seahawks WR Sidney Rice on Golden Tate’s TD toss: “His throwing motion was the worst. I thought we traded for Tebow for a second.” – @dannyoneil “It’s only fitting Tim Tebow is a virgin AND a Jet. Both mean he’s getting no action and not scoring.” – @PeytonsHead “With Vick out, Avant doubtful to return, & 3rd QB Edwards inactive, if Foles gets knocked out, section 137, Row 2, Seat 1 will be QB” – @shaner021 (after it was revealed the Eagles had no one to put in at QB if Foles was knocked out) “How Many Catches Could A Kellen Davis Catch If A Kellen Davis Could Catch Catches?” – @CAL1FORNIA_BEAR (after Davis dropped a difficult, but makeable catch to keep the Bears potentially game-tying drive alive) “I come all the way to Chicago for Texans-Bears and a Jets game breaks out.” – @HubbuchNYP “Peyton Manning throws his 420th TD Pass in Denver the week Colorado legalized weed. You literally cannot make this sh*t up.” – @_simonwood “At least we know what the Arizona offensive lineman are doing on their bye week. They went to Carolina.” – @brianbolek (after the Denver Broncos sacked Carolina Panthers QB Cam Newton seven times) “Hey Cam Newton… Is the end zone laced with Kryptonite this week or something?” – @Conway_Tweety “Wow! Those Miami #Dolphins are getting worked over like a Colombian Hooker @ a Secret Service Bachelor Party!” – @jonsaidstuff That #Bears defense was so good it kept themselves out of the endzone the entire game!” – Handsome1819 “I would buy Matt Cassel the new Call of Duty to make him feel better, but he’d probably just throw the game away” – @FakeCommish And a couple election related tweets: “Since Obama was re-elected, Mike Brown lost his job.. Mike Vick lost his job… Andy Reid lost his job..” – Fox News” – @FauxJohnMadden “Roethlisberger just asked me if he was allowed to take a girl in the voting booth with him so she could “help”…smh” – @EvilMikeTomlin I’ll end each Top 10 Tweets of the Week with an NFL Meme, courtesy of @TheRealNFLMemes (Facebook: NFL Memes):   Follow us on Twitter @DownandDistance Down and Distance Columnist - Shane Richardson @Shaner021The post Top NFL Tweets of Week 10 appeared first on DOWN & DISTANCE.
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