Found December 16, 2011 on The Victory Formation:
PLAYERS: Tim Couch
TEAMS: Detroit Lions

The video really tells you just about everything you need to know about this situation.  Dude gets drunk at the Vikings/Lions game on 12/11.  Passes out in his seat during game.  Friend (or complete stranger seated nearby, also likely drunk) uses the opportunity to carefully balance and stack random objects on passed-out drunk guy’s head.  Passed-out drunk guy is barely breathing, never moves.  Crowd goes wild…

I kind of feel bad for the passed-out drunk guy if he shifts the wrong way in his sleep and a couple of beer bottles smash down on top of his head. Although if they’re the plastic “safety” bottles that the NFL started insisting on after this incident in Cleveland in 2001 (Oooh look; a Tim Couch sighting!), he’s got nothing to worry about.

I actually have a cousin who had this exact same situation happen to him at a Patriots game this year.  Though he claims that he was not passed-out drunk, but merely fell asleep because he was exhausted after the birth of his first child less than two weeks earlier.

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