Found June 03, 2013 on Bacon Sports:
Baseball cards have long held the mantle for having some of the most awesomely terrible trading cards. But after a quick search it became obvious that hockey has had its share too. Here are some of my favorite terribly awesome hockey cards: Leather Jacket? Check. White washed jeans? Check. One leg against the wall? Check. Do I look cool? Yes, the Uncle Jessie look has never been cooler my friend. Because only the toughest of hockey players in-line skate during the off season. There is an 85% chance that this hockey card is what helped Valery land DJ Tanner as his wife. Someone must have watched a bit too much Top Gun because who in the hell plays beach volleyball in jean shorts? Apparently former Blackhawk Steve Smith, that’s who. “Hey Steve, grab that chair. Nice, now turn it backwards. Cool, you ever seen AC Slater on Saved By the Bell? Do that, perfect. Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a hockey card.” Wendel Clark is officially the clubhouse leader in worst mustache to strength ratio. Seriously, we couldn’t find him something bigger than a five pound weight?   If you have a terribly awesome baseball or hockey card send it to us at or if you like the Twitter @BaconSports OTHER ARTICLES YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE: Red Wings fans doing Chewbacca impressions and the robot Awarding an MVP of the Mighty Ducks movie trilogy Hockey fans jumping the glass and getting destroyed Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews star in the worst commercial ever The post 5 Terribly Awesome Hockey Cards appeared first on Bacon Sports.

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